Girl: Do you have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says "To the only boy i ever loved"
Girl: Great! I want 10 of them
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2 men went to a callgirl,
first one went in and came out and said"Not V.good, My wife is better"
2nd one went in and came out and said "Yes! you are right, your wife is much better"
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1 smile= 1 friendship
1 friendship= 1 love
1 love= 1 proposal
1 proposal= 1 marriage
1 marriage= 1000 problems.
So better think before you smile!
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Beautiful flowers die....
Nice stories end.......
Lovely songs fade.......
Memories are forgetten....
All the things come to end.....
People like you always remain forever
...........Devil never die...
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Husband: Do you know, I was a fool when i got married with you?
Wife: I know, I was in love! and did not notice.
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Man: Doctor! My son has swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Man: 3 months ago
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Man: We were using duplicate keys.
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Boy: i am not rich like Ahmed, i dont have car like he had, but i really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Ahmed.
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Dad: What do you want for your birthday?
Son: Not much, just CD player with a sports car.
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Commerce professor: What is the most important sources of financing for starting business?Student: "Father in law"
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1 comment:
hahah! damnnn those were hilarious. had a much needed laugh...! :D
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